That's what I took from the footage of Ya/sha wining and whoring below decks (it looked like below decks on a ship, anyway). Which… I mean she's hardly got the exact same plan as Victarion, right? But heigh-ho, cuts and fudges are inevitable in adaptations.

The reason I have Kingsmoot fever right now is because maybe Theon will be there, and so the question mark hovering over Euron's legitimacy will be elided from the show.

I get the need for drama, but I really feel like poisoning Roose and saying his enemies poisoned him would be easier than stabbing Roose and saying his enemies poisoned him.

Clover is one of the hutch does in the book.

When you're right, you're right. Still pretty unfavourable ratios, though.

WE WILL BROOK NO HYPERBOLE IN OUR HEADLINES

They already had one doe from the hutch in the book, though.

I can see people extrapolating from Black Hawk Down and being very confused.

Hazel's got leadership skills. He gets some rabbits to leave the old Warren. He hatches the plan both to spring the hutch-rabbits and to hit up Efrafa. He befriends Kehaar as part of his master-plan. He then negotiates peace with Efrafa. Hazel does plenty.

It absolutely is a children's book. Adams wrote it based on stories he told to his daughters. It won the Carnegie Medal, which is only awarded to children's books. The fact that it's good doesn't change that.

I've seen what purports to be a leaked picture of the note. It does say Jaime plans to send Trystane back on the same boat. It also mis-spells 'niece', so I'm not sure if it's fake, a production error or a shout-out to Jaime's widely-theorised dyslexia.

There's an establishing shot of King's Landing just before Trystane's death scene.

Yeah, I know, man, and Sansa told Theon to light a candle and he betrayed her and so on. My point is that keeping watch for some candle doesn't make really make her any more likely to spot Sansa and Theon fleeing Winterfell.

Ehhh, something like what, though? We know she was near the battle at its aftermath. So the best I can give them is she hurries back to Winterfell after killing Stannis and resumes her watch… to spot what, though? Small groups of men on horseback departing, accompanied by dogs? Just seems weird and a little…

So Brienne goes looking for Arya and Sansa, stumbles across Arya, stumbles across Sansa, stumbles across Stannis and then stumbles across Sansa again.

I request the Cone of Silence.

It's a Batman Versus Superman reference.

Well, glanders turned out to be kind of a busted flush itself, didn't it? Even Gabriel survived with pretty sub-optimal treatment, and he's pretty old. It seems like the KGB has made weaponising the sniffles their top priority.

I found it hard not to laugh when Beeman and Aderholt were having that confab with Gaad. Lots of Husky-Voiced Concern manifesting, bordering on "Why are we whispering?". Pretty sure Noah Emmerich was close to corpsing during that scene, too, I think I could see it on his face.

No, my take is that he's experiencing a psychosomatic ailment and that, far from being told by everyone he loves and who cares about him that it is in fact a psychosomatic ailment, he is being coddled and pandered to by people who lack the strength of will to properly stage an appropriate intervention.