So let me get this straight. You get all pissy about adulterating a grilled cheese with anything, but you put fucking lettuce on a cheesesteak? Something to ponder in Hell.

Great! Now I can start watching again. You know what they say, the Olympics need Bob Costas like a fish needs a bicycle.

Knowing Comcast, probably more like an unpaid intern was let go. On the bright side, no way is he paying for a round tonight.

I guess he'll take off the uniform to avoid a suspicious stain, but won't take off the hat for ANYTHING.