Congratulations - you beat the stuffing out of that strawman.

That’s the one cut that really disappoints me. When my family moved back to the Philly area around 1993 when I was 11, I remember discovering his columns in the Inquirer. Every Sunday, he took up a whole page talking about rumblings in the league and all the wacky box scores and trivia. And I ate that up. More than…

Ugh, shame that Ethan Sherwood Strauss and Radio Ethan will both be gone. I’ve cut the cord, but ESPN pods are free and I’ve used that to my advantage. The True Hoop Network’s pods have been lifesavers as I drive SEC and Big 12 country for my work.

Right? Now that Schefty can cover NBA and NFL for them, the don’t really need all of the extra sideline reporters. If they come for Doris Burke, I will riot.

Maybe he’s actually super woke and he’s referring to the deposed sovereign Hawaiian monarchy as the rightful authority in Hawaii? Not likely, but one can only hope.

And the mint story is?

My dad is a lifelong Raiders fan and he is devastated. It just doesn’t feel right

It’s hard to imagine three out of Chelsea, Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, and Tottenham all happening to have coinciding off years and Everton slipping their way into a Champions League place, let alone a league title.

Plus their logo looks like something from Space Invaders.

Before sticking them in the freezer, cover the tray with plastic wrap, then stick a toothpick into each cube. You’ll have a treat for your kids too.

Yeah—but Phantom Menace was legitimately awful. I was like, 12(?) when that movie came out, and a huge Star Wars fan, saw it opening week and it killed Star Wars for me for a long, long time.

The actual adventure doesn’t happen for a little over half the movie; instead, the first half takes its time making sure the audience cares about Moana and her people. They’re a group with a long, rich history, all of which is crucial to you understanding the magnitude of what she sets out to do.

What the actual fuck is that entire paragraph about Hawaiians?

They dig holes to go to the bathroom the same as other campers. And the Kanaka Maoli are still there helping along with Apache, Comanche, Cherokee and members from the other 526 tribes in the US. Even the Aztecs and Mayan people have come to help. They are heroes and you’re an asshole.