These people are now wasting taxpayer money in two ways: 1) refusing to perform their jobs, which are publicly funded, and 2) necessitating additional lawsuits over an issue that has now been litigated to exhaustion.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

Like Professor Quirell, but more orange.

I’ve heard that the man we know as Donald Trump is actually being forced through his public life by the malevolent entity that resides in his so-called hair. Each day, he silently wishes for others to recognize the hell that is his life, and yet he never finds aid. Ever.

Me too. Unless someone was like, “I worked for Trump. He was a kind, generous, intelligent, and restrained man.”

I will unconditionally believe every single word about this man. If someone writes in to say he has a fetish for German circus clowns, I will believe it. If another person writes in to say that Trump makes his employees watch Beetlejuice once a year for motivational purposes, I will believe it. If someone details the…

I wanna be used by you.

I mean.

I threw back my head and laughed at this specific line:

On one hand, fuck this guy. Fire him if he doesn’t want to do his job.

“I’ve never cried over fireworks before but when they went off in Liberty I had a change of heart,” Davis said. “The part of our national anthem that talks about the bombs bursting in air and how our flag was still there made me think of how those men and women were persecuted (during the American Revolution) and…

This guy is an asshole.

Individual religious beliefs have nothing to do with who the state should allow to marry. If someone’s opposed to same sex marriage, they should refrain from entering one themselves and should join a religious denomination that shares their views, but there’s no reason a person who opposes same sex marriage on…

I find it rich that the same people who complain about lazy people on welfare are the ones refusing to, you know, actually do their jobs.

Yep, lobbying the governor to create a website that can do your job better, faster, and more cheaply than you can is definitely the smart move, Casey. What could possibly go wrong?

That’s what I tell my boyfriend about my IUD. It’s my favorite family member.

I went with the Mirena because my sister had it and generally anything that works for one of us will work for the other. I’ve been pretty much period free for 2 years and it’s been a life changer.

My wife loves that shot that you get, like, quarterly. Super duper loves it. If it was sentient, she might leave me for it. I mean, not for reals, but I wouldn’t leave them alone in the same room with alcohol.

**puts on newsie cap**

So you’re saying that providing women access to safe birth control actually reduces the amount of unwanted pregnancies?