I'm giggling so hard. I'll never be able to ask for popcorn correctly again.

It's enough to make me give up any hope I had of making a baby and just get sterilized. It's safer.

Truer words were never said. Throw in a 50% chance of drowning and you've pretty much summed up the joy that is that band.

It might be. I actually have a problem with certain styles of their bras being too big sometimes, especially the ones with the ridiculously heavy padding :|

Really? I'm a 32B everywhere, at Victoria's secret and at every other higher-quality bra store I've been to.

Heck no. My boobs are not friends; they try to stay as far away from one another as possible.

Yah, I would kill to have boobs as big as half of the ladies on that list. If they sort of hang down your chest at all because gravity has something to grab onto, they're big to me :)

....could you not buy wine in a grocery store before?

Nope. Jez writers fuck up (because they're human, duh) and they never apologize. This is some seriously anti-intersectionality, ignoring-abusive-white-girl bullshit.

You're a good person. But seriously, your shoelessness was shameful.

HAHAHA, they can have ONE damsel in distress? Try every other fucking game that had ever been made can have a damsel in distress.

That's adorable. Are you a magic dog-whisperer in addition to an internet troll?

You are wrong.

I'm likewise introverted, and when I'm especially upset or have been surprised I don't even want my husband to touch me. I especially don't want strangers touching me, and I don't accommodate drunken bar persons who want to hug me because fuck that. If you don't want to be touched, no one should be touching you.

I second that motion.

You do realize that "organic" chemicals are still chemicals, right? If we want to feed our nation, organic isn't the way to do it.

Joint accounts made me way more financially responsible, because it wasn't just my money anymore. Spending our money was super helpful at helping me avoid buying stupid shit.

Aw, one of my husband and my favorite couple-things to do is grocery shopping. We buy lots of beer. Because beer = bonding.

Oh my scones, I want to be the kind of parent that your parents are.

I lived with my husband for 3.5 years before we married. We'd been together for 5, and that first year was still hard. I'm not sure why, but possibly because we started functioning financially as a couple, and also started really saving money in earnest for being adults and such. I couldn't say. It's not like our…