I doubt it. The law doesn't punish addicted sperm donors.

Good thing condoms have never been known to fail, right? Your solution is FOOLPROOF.

Wow, really? I had no idea they were that far apart.

I dunno, Angelina and Billy Bob were both pretty weird at the time. A pair of oddly-matched weirdos, if you will.

NEVER CHANGE. You are a glorious unicorn of Christian rejection and I adore your no-fucks-giving responses. Please inhabit my brain for a bit so I can be witty like you.

Yeah, I think "heavily-armed" and "handguns" are usually not the same thing unless at least 5 handguns are involved.

Well if you want to read meaningless tripe and see Disney princesses in every possible permutation, perhaps you should visit Buzzfeed.

Unless you're Lindsey Lohan. That woman has been given about 10 more chances than she's earned.

I'm struggling with that as well. I'm not thrilled with the idea of babies (although I'm kind of excited for having actual kid-aged children) and now that my husband and I have been married for a year I'm kind of concerned that I'm still not warming up to the idea a ton. I hate hearing about how babies are…

You make an excellent point about not all tattoos having to have OMG SUPERDEEPMEANING. The things I thought were deep and meaningful even 4 years ago seem silly to me now. On the other hand, beautiful designs, plants that I adore (I'm a horticulturist) - those never get old. If I ever stop loving plants, I've got…

I'm jealous that you have a quick wit with which to reply to the haters. I'm not particularly witty, so comments about my tattoos usually get a "Well I like them so...." *shifty eyes*.

A muffin is just a sad, naked cupcake with nothing to live for.

Aren't you a doll.

Mr.Infinium feels too awkward for extramarital banging also, but we've only been together for 6 years and have plenty of time to explore that someday.

The whole thing is absurd. Our fixation with him because he's attractive is embarrassing.

I ended up doing the same thing you did, unintentionally as well. Sometimes it's a bummer that I've only been with my husband, but I think husband and I would rather explore sex with other people within the context of our relationship than outside of it.

Yup. Although Richardson has been in the Jez news a lot lately, so my brain had finally started to distinguish them.

Shorts totally give me a muffin top that's uncomfortable to sit in. Which is funny, because I usually size up from my pants size for shorts, and my pants don't usually give me a giant muffin top. Shorts are terrible.

Eh, I started getting cellulite dimpling (although minor) in my late teens, and I was super active and fit at the time. Its heavily dependent on genetics, I think. It's not that big of a deal if you're fairly active, though.