Seriously. Our culture allows black women very few victories in the "awesome and empowering department" (or any department for that matter), can we just lay off?

How will I fill up my Tuesday afternoons??

You don't have to like it. But not everything that you don't like is anti-feminist.

Yup. The comments on this article are EXACTLY why black feminism comes with the modifier "black" and often doesn't want to associate with white feminism.

I would totally overuse gifs if I could use them in real-life conversations.

Seriously. The Jez commentariat is having some race issues today. And Beyonce is just hanging out giving no fucks.

Seriously. If it works, it works.

It's sex. Fakey McFakeplastic sex, but still just sex. We don't have to personally like all expressions of female sexuality.

Right? When my cats fuck around with the Christmas tree I boot them out, not reach for the phone to film it.

If you POST porn, it's reasonable to expect people to find out. If you watch (not download, just stream) porn, then it's totally fucking unreasonable to anticipate that anyone will find out. If I google "my anus is bleeding," it's reasonable to expect that this google search will remain between myself and google and…

Buuuut you are porn-shaming. So stop.

Fucked. up.

Can you imagine the bureaucratic clusterfuck that would result from registering several marriages with the state? We would totally have to reorganize tax law (although we should probably do that anyway) to determine what benefits you get from however many marriages, how children are divvied up between them, and it…

While I'm aware that I'm pretty sheltered (there aren't any big cities in my state and the nanny-having culture is practically nonexistent; also my state is incredibly white) but I just cannot imagine looking at a parent with a kid whose skin is a different color and imposing my desire to know said child's parentage…

I can't find a gif that expresses sufficient enthusiasm for this, so this will have to do.

I'm acutely aware that 90% of the Jezebel population loathes her almost as much as the loathe the WBC. I'm certainly no fanatic, although I enjoy some of her songs. Believe it or not, I can totally wrap my head around people not liking her music, because it's not particularly good. I also think it's silly to harp…

Yes, but if you do like artists who have done similar things with their name (ie. Pink), you can't crap on other artists who do so. We call that hypocrisy. It's just a name.

So...I'm guessing you hate Pink and Madonna as well. Because, you know, consistency.

It would certainly make the whole process somewhat more satisfying. I mean, lasers.

"Furthering the conversation" = letting every idiot and their crazy uncle share whatever anecdotal evidence they find up their butthole and then treating it as equally relevant and informative as scientific studies and peer-reviewed journal articles.