It’s not even this.

The problem is that most of the parts that truly need to be refreshed are simply unobtainium around a decade after the final model year. The worst offenders of this are probably headlight assemblies, but most interior trim is a close second. I mean, yeah, there’s enough parts in junkyards and stock…

Good to know but not Stadia’s target market, really.  I’m getting 10-20ms pings with 350Mbps-down/12Mbps-up using various Southeast PA targets on Ookla’s site. Comcast, almost obviously. 

Nope, it was far beyond the ol’ Simonize “Pops-a-Dent” kit. Some dingbat illegally passed a bus and caught me right at the very end of the driver’s quarter panel. For added fun, it was a glancing hit as they had panicked over the oncoming traffic and tried to come back into the proper lane: think more “rubbin’ is…

Yet I can’t help feeling somethin’s. . . . missing.

Yet, with the SN-95 and New Edge Mustangs, they aren’t in the junk yard rusting away (unless their owner trashed them because of cash for clunkers or crashed them at cars and coffee).

That’s actually a fairly decent way of putting it. I’d probably say more like same icecream with different flavored sauces and jimmies (sprinkles to you heathens).

You have to have a pretty explicit reason to buy both; e.g. I bought both Sun and Moon so my wife and I could play on our respective 3DS’. So if you and…

Wanna save a grand or two?  Replace “Matrix” with “Vibe” and watch the magic happen.

For what it’s worth, I’m over six foot and had no issues fitting in and driving my friend’s Smart. They’re not bad cars; they just feel like a golfcart with a very confused transmission.

Yeah, there’s legitimate questions regarding the viability of his content here. Allen’s trying to get Comcast to squeeze in two concepts with massive juggernaughts already entrenched, namely food and animals, while the third topic referenced, cars, had a massive presence that’s seen all its channels dissolved and what…

I tried, man, I tried. I even bought a Monaro, new, when they sold them over here as Pontiacs.  My condolences.

First thing that came to mind after seeing the headline:

I got a 5150 on a 2112, I’m following a 1984 yellow Camaro. Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth... scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!

Steel Panther is fucking brilliant.

Aw man, I don’t know how to put this to you but. . . this is a case of reality being unrealistic.

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is very loosely based on a real dude. Replace “Mossad agent” with “soldier,” New York with California, and IIRC, the friends said that Zohan’s exploits with women were actually tame compared…

Somewhere in the mists of Jalopnik history when Ms. Martin ran this feature. I think there was an understood allowance for talk-down but it was maybe 500-ish off the listed price, max.

I think over the years people tend to conflate merely “high” with “crackpipe.” At $5000 for a well-kept Montero with the rare stick,…

I think even the Psychic Friends Network saw the Skyline spike coming. Gran Turismo and TF&TF franchise made every late-birth Gen-Xer/Millenial motorhead positively rigid for this car, myself included. Though, here at big four-zero, I’d be more interested in seeing what parts of the R34 GT-R running gear can grafted…

Sadly, I don’t see the bottom falling out. It’ll come back down a bit after the initial peak but as I think about it, what we’re seeing is probably in part a correction of the GT-R’s value. I’m wagering the prices stayed low due to artificial suppression caused by of the 25-year rule.

Sweet Jesus, they’ve barely released any real detail on the ZX-25r and I want it. I know they’ve said nothing about a US release yet but that massive cat hanging underneath implies they had at least thought about worldwide sales. The CBR250RR is interesting but outside of the more advanced engine management suite I’m…

A whole generation raised on Gran Turismo. Solid racing pedigree and numerous “hero car” appearances in media. Stir in previously forbidden yet now attainable. Late-stage Gen-xers and Millenials with money. Strike match, wait until flame dies. Drink slowly.

There’s a company that already does that, at least with Holden ones. Something-something-GTO-G8-donor-parts-something. I haven’t bothered looking into the legality of it as I’m not in the market.

If that’s the case, we’ve confirmed he cheaped out at a weird place in the build. It still loops back to my question of why, if you’re going to go to all the work and expense to do all those supporting upgrades, would you not spend the coin on a proper stick? I’m with you, it’s making huge power but in for a penny. .…

Oh dear. Denial’s not just a river in Egypt.

“Millennial” refers to the fact the earlier half of the cohort “came of age” just after the turn of the Millennium. What you’re defining as a Millennial is actually Generation Z, which is also a placeholder name, though iGeneration is gaining traction due to the notion they…