“Get to a trunk of a car, Steve! Any car will do.”

Lesson learned. If you’re at a club and Aqib Talib asks, “Hey, who wants to take shots with me?” Just politely decline.

“Meth mouth” isn’t really directly caused by amphetamine usage, as someone else has already noted upthread. There are side effects of amphetamines that can contribute to poor oral health - like chronic dry mouth, as well as jaw clenching and grinding - but, in general, stereotypical meth addicts are more likely to…

Because there has been a massive campaign against methamphetamine, while we guzzle prescribed amphetamine and even prescribed methamphetamine for whatever ailment currently in vogue. The only difference between meth and regular amphetamine is a methyl group that makes the molecule less polar so it crosses the blood…

As a guy playing D in my beer league, I have received that look before, and I still fuck it up about 50% of the time ;)

This is just another reason why, even if he still doesn’t lead the league in points, Crosby is the best player in the NHL.

Crosby ISO cam view of the play being drawn up:

You are drunk.

So I read this and my brain went: “dude, he’s making a joke, are you dense? And who cares about Bonds’ workout regimen during his playing da-oh shit I get the joke now well played.”

Look, it happens. You have a fair bit of success and it makes you get a big head.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

I know the point of that is the Whalers song or whatever, but I watched that 2:40 video expecting something to happen.

Perhaps Carolina can trade for Jack Johnson; Karmanos can be a surrogate father.

Fuck Peter Karmanos

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

This is, stylistically, a very appealing and accessible matchup. Ratings will be terrible but it’s really a great series for casual fans.

I have never watched hockey. Ever. I can’t explain why, really. I just never cared. But my kids were curious about the sport when we accidentally flipped to this last night. And between my valiant (and failed) attempts at explaining the rules and the frantic energy seen from the players, we were captivated by this…

As a 50 year old Aussie, what I find the most hilarious is that what you Americans consider far left extremists is pretty much the mainstream in most of the rest of the western world.

I’m in my thirties now and working in legal aid. I would have to have an actual brain injury and total amnesia to see what I see every day in the lives of my clients and turn around and become conservative. If you open your eyes to the reality of the effects of politics on people’s lives, I don’t know how you can…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.