Burke attempting to climb the north face of Mt Take.

Counterpoint

You joke, but remember this meme?

Does the presence of Micky Aronson, Juwan Howard and Mario Motherfucking Chalmers provide any clues?

“A Kinja account is pretty easy to set up.”

Rings never were not a stupid way to measure greatness. Robert Horry has seven of them. Was he greater than Wilt Chamberlain?

White privilege

I for one welcome our billionaire overlords vetting what news we receive and going litigious when they don’t like it. I mean when i become a billionaire that’s what I’d do.

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Can we get a transcript of all the shit talking that has gone on between Deadspin staff members last night/this morning? There has to be a group chat somewhere out there.

the Hogan trial?

+1 You tryin’ to get this pipe

Why can’t it be Skip Bayless whose car rolls down a driveway and pins him up against a brick wall? Why is Stuart Scott dead of cancer, but this guy gets to keep having a broadcasting career?

That’s a lot of tears. Hopefully he has some kind of hollow, cylindrical device on hand to transport all that liquid.

No idea what he’s trying to say or why, but a quick count says that since ‘47 there have been, including this year, 18 NBA Finals that went to Game 7. (26 finished in 6, 17 in 5, and eight sweeps.)

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.

You are correct. Much as people whine about them, the NRA was like #239 on Open Secrets as a political donor. They spend a lot more on lobbying and “outside spending” (which I interpret as ad buying), but they’re not buying anybody outright.

I have to be honest, some of the amounts donated by the NRA are SHOCKINGLY low in terms of buying policy. Over the weekend, https://twitter.com/igorvolsky was tweeting the amounts each Republican “thoughts and prayers” congressperson received from the NRA and some of them were like a couple thousand dollars.

True I guess with a champ we can assume it was accidental