When Codemasters got the license in 2009 they were marketing it as “realistic.” And then they had so many design features that were outright mis-represented. And the game felt dead on a steering wheel because of the games predictive steering (necessary for a controller, but not, you know, for an actual steering wheel).

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I’ve always known that hope is full of shit. But then, I’m a Tottenham supporter.

Buckeye fan here, my favorite thing to complain about is the relatively low lifecycle of a new pair of socks. I mean really, after about 3-4 washes they're no where near all fluffy and soft and can't be worn anymore. I just find it terrible.

The title image.

Colleagues of mine live in Geneva. On Sunday nights they used to invite me to their Pol Pot Luck dinners.

There's a single tear in my eye over how quickly Deadspin has forgotton me.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

I can identify with Rosberg's situation. My wife has been investigating my pole-grabbing as of late.

Who retweeted what being news must mean I'm in some sort of special level of hell.

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

It's sad to see how obviously scripted TG is nowadays...

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

Seriously, guys. WHITE BALANCE!

Man, if I was surrounded by dicks all week at work, the last thing I'd want to do is go to a Patriots game on the weekend.

$99 is actually a really good deal for a Rob Gronkowski-related trip to the Women's Clinic.

"GOOOOAAAAAAL The US of A PUTS us in the playoffs!!!!!" USA!
"It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST…

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WHOA

The trade that brought him to LA also sent Mike Magee to Chicago, making him the first openly good player to play for the Fire.

Anxious to fill the left back spot, Jurgen Klinsmann is looking to see if the trashcan holds a U.S. passport.

Here's a picture of a Vols flag operation perpetrated by the government.