finally, a girl that not only will she make me a sandwich, she will also bring me fresh meat for my sandwich as well

they sold off jif to smuckers

but they are too busy making stuff so you can buy.... brought to you by carl's jr

they never knew this existed since chocolate comes from southern Mexico. for them its a cash crop

this is me:

this looks like san bernardino. brought to you by carl's jr

my car is better that your expensive car. its a piece of junk that i could care less if it gets scratched or stolen. thats why my car is better than your exotic. whats the point of a 100k+ car if you are going 35 miles on the I-10 in LA. i seen people in lamborghini's going the same speed as me, except honking and…

hospitals love C sections in california because they get paid 10k- 15k per surgery. its all about money. normal births are closer to 3k

but the midnight munchie meal is awesome

2/9ths would be better for the bottom line

this is why we should use metric

amazon ships cats now?

that is just god telling them to stop taking such photos

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

he is a risk taker

where is 1984 on your list

i wonder how long is it going to take for them to put veils on their mules

so i can patent how our government works and then sue our government for patent infringment

true, it is irresponsibility, but a guy who cares is not going to fornicate with you when you are retarded drunk

That's bullarchy. I do fine only sleeping 4.5 hours per day...............................................