i think you look better in flip flops. the one with heels looks like you are constantly falling forward

he can always play with his instant noodle if she does not want to

maybe she is just tired of instant noodles every day.

im lucky enough. my girlfriend still feeds me :D

she won't feed me anymore :(

why spend money on R and D if you are going to kill off the car next year

if they are making videos on the internet, then who is making me my sandwich?

lets see would I want a call center indian handling my data in a country where they still practice sati and take a girls by force as payback for another crime while being in "CHICAGO." or a country full of crazy nuts who go into walmart and buy a advanced firearm? ill take the one where they can speak murican English…

WHAT MY REVIEWS ARE FAIR AND HONEST. I JUST USE CAPS LOCK ON BECAUSE THE TEXT LOOKS BETTER TO MY EYES THAN NON CAPS TEXT. I DO NOT SEE WHAT THE ISSUE IS WITH TEXT THAT HAS CAPS IN IT. IT LOOKS FINE TO MY EYES

and these people handle my credit card information?

and these people handle my credit card information?

I call it the STD culture.

Really hookups are a alternative form of dating. I always considered it a formal way to say that you met a random person. talked for about 3-5 hours and then had sex.

I give old people a pass. they are at that age where they are senile

he has the most punchable face in the world

for women it would be "it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage."

you still considered buying the cow? what is wrong with you. the cow just gave you free milk. why would you want to keep it?

i also use burner phones

i pranked a friend of mine. he told me his caller id said that he was calling himself. its called Caller ID spoofing

ha ha. this does not work for me since i do not use social media. and this is a disposable email address that i do not use. only to comment on gawker. it will be gone in 5 months