Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

I fucking dare the NRA assholes to say the problem is people in Texas don’t have free enough access to guns. I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

Agree, maybe Rachet Becky? They seem more like Chrystals or Ambers, or Brandis (obv spelled with an i).

I saw this story last night, almost threw up in my mouth, closed my computer, drank half a bottle of wine, and passed out.

You think so? Because in my experience, men who hate women tend to hate gays as well. See: every MRA dude, ever.

1. US Citizen.

....Where was your uterus before?

I don’t know latin so I’m just going to assume that chest tattoo translates into “No Ragrets.”

Frozen drinks are what I have when I want to have a slight buzz but not get drunk. They’re too damn cold to drink fast enough to actually get drunk, and I can’t drink more than like 2. So for that, they’re perfect.

Why do they think I’m drinking it in the first place?

My wife gets the Top Ramen.

When I mention Tantrump‘s name my 7 yr-old will give me the double thumbs-down sign and go “Booooooooooo!”.

Yes we are. Get hype.

I loved this, thanks for sharing it. She was amazing. She IS amazing. She is so intelligent, so poised, so strong. The fact that she has survived all of the people trying to tear her down over the last 4+ decades and is now our first female presidential nominee is incredible. She has hung in there when most people…

Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

It’s back to the “girl gang” for you Taylor! Please invite Amber Heard to your next party, girl needs a break

Well, that is what your 20s are for anyway! Dating and figuring out who is a good fit and who is not. People rip her apart for dating when I dated a heck of a lot more than she has at her age. Do you, Taylor. And I will listen the crap out of whatever album she puts out as a result. Sorry, not sorry.

This is just me talking out of my ass, but I think T Swift has more chemistry with Karlie Kloss than she has any guy she's been linked with. That means nothing except I think she and Karlie should date (despite there being no evidence that either one of them is at all attracted to women). I just... the heart wants…

While tragic, the loss of this gorilla, we also slaughter one million chickens per day, so we can shove cheap meat into our fat faces.