I think the really important takeaway here is - DAMN, Kevin Hart is really fucking short. Wikipedia would have you believe that he is as tall as I am. Would I also look like a small child next to Will Ferrell? Yet another question we'll never have the answer to.

Damn right! I love both. I'll take words in any way I can get them!

My late father was married 4 times, for approximately 9-10 years each.

It got to the stage with the last few, when they came visiting with him at around the 9 year mark, I would give them a slow, sympathetic and slightly awkward smile.

Considering the only meaningful relationships in my life are books, about as long as it takes to drain the battery on my Kindle.

I hate to be all "Team Whoever," but Katy Perry is just so off-putting to me. It's a stupid feud but Taylor Swift looks like less of an ass and seems to talk about it a lot less. Also, her songs aren't hideous earworms like everything Katy puts out.

I think it's pretty obvious that I do mean that!

Did you know Robert Downey Jr. has already bought the rights to "A complete history of you", and wants to make a movie.

Which leads riiight up into this:

Julianne Moore is a gift. She, like Laura Linney, Knows All Human Emotion, and her understated performances have left me weeping uncontrollably because Life on more than one occasion. I trust whatever she says, and I would like to braid her hair.

I second that this fixation on age brackets is an American thing. I'm 37 and recently moved back to the US after many years in Europe, and am pretty stunned by what is considered age-inappropriate for me in this country. For example, a lot of Americans seem to think nobody over 30 should wear a miniskirt. WTF? In…

Oh I could construct one. Its pretty simple as isolation is one of the worst things you can do to a human being then ladle on a lot of sensory deprivation.

Highlander?

It's all about the Benjamins baby!

I can see your reactions now: