You clearly need to see Mandy Moore in Saved!, one of the greatest movies of all time.

Everytime I do this pose I think of this:

REKT checklist

My money's on a secret genophage. I'll bet those damn Salarians are involved!

I believe there was a country song that specifically mentioned the "badonkadonk."

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

Why has this not gotten more stars

No sane doctor/trainer/nutritionist would recommend it. One hour, an hour and a half of hard training is the most a person can do per day. And it's step by step. You rest, you teach your body to move and excercise. But of course this show has a deadline and an audience to impress. So they push these poor people to the…

I believe all of this. I knew there was now way you could healthily lose 50-100 lbs in a few months.

This is why RPF makes me so, so uncomfortable. I realize most people are picturing the actors who play those characters, but actually going so far as to write Real Person/Reader or Real Person/Other Real Person creeps me right out. We can "know" the characters from canon sources. We don't know these actors beyond what…

I think he said "participants" rather than "volunteers," and that did irk me.

Or my personal favorite:

Guess what: there are already piss covered seats in women's restrooms. Let me assure you of this. Those ladyfolk are called hoverers, and UGH.

"They accuse me of being a terrible person, but won't elaborate about exactly what I've done. Well, sometimes they do, but it doesn't make sense, at least to me."

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

So I'm Australian so feel free to bash away, but I am gobsmacked at the "child safety" priorities here. Every day I read on my newsfeed in the US about mass school shootings of children, children shooting each other at home, a 2 year old shooting their mother in Walmart, accidental death of 6 year olds playing with…

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…