Casual reminder that he was almost Eminem in Straight Outta Compton
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“The best part of waking up is incest in your cup”- The Internet
Visible disability is ugly. Cancer and TB chicks are still hot, yo.
A Ravenclaw in denial about Pottermore sorting her into Gryffindor.
Your fantasy Ellie Goulding is pretty much Gabrielle Aplin
What kind of baggy sad mess is this?
In things that are sort of related : My younger sister is (Ugandan) Australian born and raised with the accent to match. This didn’t stop an elderly patient from making up their mind that they couldn’t understand her ‘because of her accent’.
Charlie Puth’s head is so large in comparison to his body. It’s upsetting.
I’m partial to “Got laid parade” m’self
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I wish I could say I coined it, but the credit goes to Miss J (0:38):
Heard this one a while ago and it’s my fave:
#solidarityforthebooby #notpuppies #fullygrowndogs
The campaign down under was “Babies break if you shake them”, along with an ad campaign involving baby dolls and cracked eggs.
I swear I’ve heard/read this before. Maybe I’ve read your poem? The only other explanation is a glitch in the matrix and no-one wants that.
An agnostic raised friend who was ‘curious’ received, then pocketed the wafer at assembly/mass. She was chased down by her home room teacher who tried to make her give it back. Apparently, black masses are just gagging for crusty pocket wafer.