I assume that you, like me, were out of the target age range when you first read the book.

I don’t have the energy for this today.

“Ed Westwick, Why?”

I’m there with bells on.

That was a wild ride from start to finish.

I’m here after the edit, but my vote is in the janky/fake promoter column. Same thing happened with Missy Elliot down under.

Exactly. The levels, and the fact she said Kylie’s style was ‘high fashion’ rather than mature or revealing keeps it in shade territory imho.

Girlfriend fits into Zara, so it’s possible?

Actual reaction by me:

HERE FOR THIS

Re: Your first friend

#fucksnapetho*

Because his head is up his bum?

(It’s what I assumed was the song’s hidden message because I am mentally 13)

But...cunnilingus is magic?

Hands down, she is the worst singer in the group. Her X-Factor audition was painful (Yessss, I watched all the brit band X-Factor auditions while down a YouTube black hole, come at me!)

If the current South Korean beauty trends are any indication (as they usually are), ‘Fresh faced with a natural glow’ should be round the corner.

According to the experience of someone with a deadly lavender allergy (via Cracked):

Colton is a senior at Sally Morgan High School in East Janecliffe, a few miles outside of Idaho. Colton is a great student. His favorite subject is Mandarin, but his true passion is his a cappella group. Yolo and Julie never know what he’s talking about, but the three of them are best friends anyway, and have been…