Some of us are here for the plot though.

The late Roger Ebert’s North review taught us there are few things more enjoyable than reading, watching or listening to someone skilfully take apart media they passionately hate. With that in mind, I give you the only Pixels review you will ever need:

Just stop.

Posted this on the last one, but once again:

I’m gonna need more rope

This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. These idiots were topped so quickly.

Buzzfeed has a whole series on being Internet famous for a living (though I don’t think they go into precise figures):

R. Kelly will probably perform at Iggy Azalea’s wedding. -_-

Touché

And so Ja joins Jensen Ackles* in the ‘sit in the dark with a stiff drink and think about my decisions’ club.

I just want good things to happen for Fetty Wap and if that’s wrong I don’t want to be right.

Gluten-Free Apple Cider Vinegar: Because everyone knows that apples are filled with gluten.

HOW DARE HOW VERY DARE

VIP is another I’ve heard.

“Chlamydia: K-L-A-”

I assume it would go something like this:

My thoughts exactly. Making the perpetrator ‘famous’ is literally the opposite of what is recommended in these cases.

Also not a neg but men of this age bracket (50+) are the second largest group who say ‘good girl’ when I’m doing my job, the largest being elderly ladies. It’s not the worst thing in the world but it does set my teeth on edge when both groups do it. For the record, I’m near mid twenties but could probably pass for…

What if it’s in 3D?