HERE FOR THIS

Re: Your first friend

#fucksnapetho*

As Valentino (roughly) put it “ You want to leave the stage while the room is still full”

Because his head is up his bum?

(It’s what I assumed was the song’s hidden message because I am mentally 13)

But...cunnilingus is magic?

Hands down, she is the worst singer in the group. Her X-Factor audition was painful (Yessss, I watched all the brit band X-Factor auditions while down a YouTube black hole, come at me!)

If the current South Korean beauty trends are any indication (as they usually are), ‘Fresh faced with a natural glow’ should be round the corner.

According to the experience of someone with a deadly lavender allergy (via Cracked):

Colton is a senior at Sally Morgan High School in East Janecliffe, a few miles outside of Idaho. Colton is a great student. His favorite subject is Mandarin, but his true passion is his a cappella group. Yolo and Julie never know what he’s talking about, but the three of them are best friends anyway, and have been…

It’s SIX seasons and a MOVIE for a REASON DAMMIT!

SUPERFUCKINGNATURAL

Some of us are here for the plot though.

The late Roger Ebert’s North review taught us there are few things more enjoyable than reading, watching or listening to someone skilfully take apart media they passionately hate. With that in mind, I give you the only Pixels review you will ever need:

This is without a doubt the worst thing I have ever seen this week.

The Book Thief by Marcus Zusak, which is far less by the numbers than the (admittedly decent) film would have you believe.

Just stop.

Posted this on the last one, but once again:

He’s going to be the Antichrist on A&E