I’m gonna need more rope
This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. These idiots were topped so quickly.
Buzzfeed has a whole series on being Internet famous for a living (though I don’t think they go into precise figures):
R. Kelly will probably perform at Iggy Azalea’s wedding. -_-
Yaaaaasss, as the kids say.
Touché
And so Ja joins Jensen Ackles* in the ‘sit in the dark with a stiff drink and think about my decisions’ club.
I just want good things to happen for Fetty Wap and if that’s wrong I don’t want to be right.
Gluten-Free Apple Cider Vinegar: Because everyone knows that apples are filled with gluten.
HOW DARE HOW VERY DARE
Previously it was a falling apart copy of My Place, the autobiography of Sally Morgan, given to me on my seventh birthday. I lost track of it a couple of years ago and my Dad accidentally* gave me another copy last Christmas.
VIP is another I’ve heard.
“Chlamydia: K-L-A-”
I assume it would go something like this:
My thoughts exactly. Making the perpetrator ‘famous’ is literally the opposite of what is recommended in these cases.
Also not a neg but men of this age bracket (50+) are the second largest group who say ‘good girl’ when I’m doing my job, the largest being elderly ladies. It’s not the worst thing in the world but it does set my teeth on edge when both groups do it. For the record, I’m near mid twenties but could probably pass for…
What if it’s in 3D?
It feels like she’s getting all the roles Kate Hudson should be playing.