“I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way.
But also, Ann Coulter’s a cunt.”

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

Tell us: how did it feel to get tossed out of the show last night?

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

I mean, if Ben has to stand when the judge walks into the courtroom...

Have you seen the Ask a Slave series on YouTube? Same thing there. Even though very few men were wealthy slaveowners during Washington’s time, many white guys who visited the living history of GW assumed they would have the same power and wealth when in reality they would have been shoveling shit at the time.

god damn you I googled that word on my work computer. bye everyone :(

honestly, I think we need to yell louder. There are so many things I’m more upset about than Colin sitting. The reasons why he’s sitting are up there, the fact that athletes (who are also rich and white) get away with horrific crimes because punishment would be too traumatizing for them, that the social classes are…

True Americans always stand for the anthem of the country they plan to overthrow via the second amendment.

Oh FFS...UNLESS THE SOLDIER IN QUESTION SERVED IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR OR FOUGHT FOR THE UNION IN THE CIVIL WAR, THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROTECTING ANY OF OUR FREEDOMS.

As usual, my hero Julie DiCaro is on point:

Well, Ben, we can’t all measure up to your meticulous standards.

Shut up Rapeberger

Y’know, the thing about this whole thing that sticks out to me the most is that we’re making such a big deal out of, and drawing so much attention to, one guy’s choice to sit down during a song, whether that was ok to do or not, instead of the very thing that Kaepernick is trying to bring attention to, which is the…