How many of those were bought by confused mothers looking for Van Halen, though? At least 20 million.

Video games are for nerds. Esports is for cool people.

Hannah Keyser is the only real human of the bunch, the rest are just replicants. How can you not tell the difference between skim, RF, and whole milk? And how can anyone not differentiate goat from cow milk? They aren’t alike at all!

On the one hand, what I hate most about sports is the idiotic, tribalist bullshit that it seems to dredge up in everyone who follows it for more 10 minutes (I recall my own mother, who is probably otherwise a candidate for sainthood, cheering when the rival team’s QB got injured - in a game our team wasn’t even…

There are multiple factors playing into it. First, FPS is something of a rarity in multiplayer games where information availability is important: you can only see what your character can see, so hiding, blind spots and surprise are immense tactical advantages. Secondly, it requires extremely fast twitch response which…

Lava is like 3000 degrees. At that point it doesn’t matter if you fall into it or merely onto it, as your death will be mercifully quick either way. The real problem is, “how do you get close enough to lava to fall onto it without subjecting yourself to excruciating radiant heat just from being nearby” and that I…

There’s no reason not to have a 2-in-1... until the hinge breaks and you’re stuck with laptop-nunchaku.

It’s not so much the “clean coal crowd” that they’re trying to appease as it is the “hot taek crowd.” They are counting on commentators, analysts, and other assorted media assholes bringing up US Soccer “doin’ it right” in contrast to every legitimate sport allowing their athletes to express opinions. That should at…

It’s not so much the lack of social recognition as it is the desire for it. Pursuit of mainstream legitimacy drives participants, media and viewers into the arms of these kinds of fly-by-night operations because they talk a good game. If pro gaming weren’t trying to grow so fast they’d stick more to known good…

There are two rules of golf: play the ball as it lies, and don’t piss off the alligators.

You don’t (and cannot ever) get true black Republicans as long as black people are poor and oppressed because the Republican Party does not beleive in fighting poverty or oppression.

Short answer: blame the French.