"Where are you going to celebrate after the game, Rob?"

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

"When you play with heart..."

Werth: Damn, that guy's pretty good. Wouldn't mind him as my teammate.

Did you ever manage to get that problem with the local lads running across your property dealt with?

No highs, no lows...must be Bose.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

His yelling "Fuck" was a delayed reaction to still being on the Phillies after the trade deadline had passed.

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That doctor went deeper than most Rangers starters this year

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Jordan is still the greatest...even on the Tune Squad ;)

Mark, normally I love you but in this instance I have to disagree. Independence Day is a masterpiece of cheesy '90s action movies, and pugs are monstrosities that should not exist. You have this one backwards.

For you, perhaps. I had to open all my curtains and turn on all my lights.

Embiid was later ruled out for the rest of the season with a ruptured ellipsis.

NOW DO SHIPOOPI

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

Demonizing and being worried about being killed by food. (Rather than the lack of it.)