Werth: Damn, that guy's pretty good. Wouldn't mind him as my teammate.

Did you ever manage to get that problem with the local lads running across your property dealt with?

No highs, no lows...must be Bose.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

His yelling "Fuck" was a delayed reaction to still being on the Phillies after the trade deadline had passed.

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That doctor went deeper than most Rangers starters this year

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Jordan is still the greatest...even on the Tune Squad ;)

Mark, normally I love you but in this instance I have to disagree. Independence Day is a masterpiece of cheesy '90s action movies, and pugs are monstrosities that should not exist. You have this one backwards.

For you, perhaps. I had to open all my curtains and turn on all my lights.

Embiid was later ruled out for the rest of the season with a ruptured ellipsis.

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Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

I'm calling straight up bullshit on your understanding of what click-bait actually is.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

I disagree pretty strongly here. Rape is a seriously underreported and underprosecuted crime, but if we take restroom scribblings as criminal evidence, it would be incredibly, incredibly easy for someone to abuse the system or implicate innocent people out of a desire for revenge.

Demonizing and being worried about being killed by food. (Rather than the lack of it.)