*reads list of team names*

*stops*

Is Jamie Moyer on muscle relaxers?

I love how excited Doc Emrick sounds about every game, even Bubble Hockey. Joe Buck, take lessons.

Yo, for everyone wanting a company that avoids sweatshop labor/isn't mired in sex scandals:

https://www.everlane.com/

Well aware, but different types of background checks turn up different types of information, and not every employer goes looking for arrests (as opposed to just convictions). There's also a difference between police records being public and their being published.

I get why this story is funny, but it bugs me that no one brings up that it's a little fucked that a police department posts mugshots to their facebook page. Do they also publish apologies to people who are found innocent? Or take an ACD? Or possibly just relieve a much-reduced sentence? Do they issue apologies to…

Hopefully she'll obtain the help in the form of some reality show intervention/boot camp/"psychiatrist." Yay America, yay.

I've never seen someone take better care of their Pringles can.

Why do rich people watch sports with a button up, no tie and a blazer?

Oh, fuck Silver Linings Playbook. For real.

Nice try, but the answer to that is to criticize those shows more for being shitty, not to criticize Girls less.

Note: there is no retouching done on "Girls." The show is actually that white.

Obamacare just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

I bet some Republicans will be...

WAIT HOW MANY ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

Should Burke bring him down? Should he scream and shout?