“The driver also claimed that he often carried thousands of dollars and a gun in the lunchbox, neither of which was found inside the lunchbox.”

He’s up to the shady shit of lying through his teeth. He neither carries money nor a gun in his lunchbox. He carries the gun on him, since we can see he had it to shoot the kid, and he doesn’t carry that much cash. He just made up a load of crap in the hopes that it would get him off if the jury thinks he was…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It’s time to flip the script

Not impressed with you Alabama. That’s only ONE, and you’ve got thousands more to go.

Can’t relate to hating my sex ortansike that, tbh. Sounds dreadful.

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

Yeah, if I got a chance to re-make all my life choices starting at 14 or 15 knowing what I know now, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

I’m not saying Cleveland is going to come back and win but it used to be that when a team won their first two home games the talk was always, “They took care of businesses and defended their home court” and “The series doesn’t start until a road team wins a game.” I’m not sure if it’s the Twitterization of sports or…

It happened because without LeBron, the Cavs would be a lottery team.

The power trip is the whole point. If these turds just wanted consensual sex they’d fuck their wives or a prostitute.

today’s slave patrols are like yesterdays, and a black woman’s body still has no rights a patroller is bound to respect.. same ole same ole...

This is why all cops are bad. Because there’s no way that things could have possibly gotten to this level of fucked-upness without every single person involved either signing off on this behavior or looking the other way.

Jesus couch-fucking Christ. I don’t even know where to start on the ways that this story is fucked up, so I’m going to let the juvenile part of my mind giggle perversely at the fact that a prosecutor involved in a sexual relationship with a judge was named ‘Morehead’. Because of course she was.

Goddammit. Fuck this entire story.

Considering a giant space donut had just visited the city, and a bunch of monster-filled obelisks hit Wakanda, it seems likely he’d have gotten this out of his desk drawer just in case.

I’m going to laugh when the opening scene of 4vengers is of Captain Marvel turning to dust.