Today is Jan. 15, 2020. This popped up on gizmodo’s front page but is now “currently unavailable.” I have a feeling that this hasn’t been available in a while, at least not since it was first published back in November 2019 (per the comments). Why rehash this now? I now have to disappoint my grandma who I told I was…

Today is Jan. 15, 2020. This popped up on gizmodo’s front page but is now “currently unavailable.” I have a feeling…

I’m sorry, *what* is he swimming in? 

I’m always here for some good ol fashioned hate-reading ;-)

Thanks for the book recommendation.

AMEN! Say it louder for the people in the back!

I always chuckled at the “I give all this money away!” argument. Ok then, Mr. (or Mrs.) Rich Person, it sounds like you already have a precedent for giving money away! That’s great! Now just divert those funds to the government so all of us (who indirectly in some way helped you make your money because no man is an…

I always chuckled at the “I give all this money away!” argument. Ok then, Mr. (or Mrs.) Rich Person, it sounds like you already have a precedent for giving money away! That’s great! Now just divert those funds to the government so all of us can decide where that money should be allocated.

I dug up my long-forgotten username and password only to sign in and say fucking Kudos, Magary. This is one of your best Op-Eds (and given your catalog, that’s saying something). You articulated my sentiments perfectly.

Haha yeah I saw that same vid. I thought of you too lol. I’m still on the “she should’ve censored herself” train. For example, when I’m singing a Pac song around my parents, I know better than to say the curse words even though they are a part of the song. Becky was lying and making excuses.

*looks*

Agreed. I think mine looks pretty good, actually.

Which one of us wouldn’t love to relive our glory days? Or, in my case, live them in the first place *shrug*

A billion dollars. But she’s just a private citizen now. Let’s address the bigger issue (your president) and I promise we’ll think about addressing Hillary after.

I’d love to propose that Black people start calling the police randomly on white people so we can objectively note the difference in “protocol” when the alleged offender is white (how quickly cops went from 0-100 at the brothers in that Starbucks is STILL jarring to me) but then that’d backfire (literally) on us when…

*Ahem* Pussy is delicious. Fuck wrong with you, Khaled?

This...is a confusing gif...is he ashamed because he got caught pouring perrier into his cup (lean?)? Is his seeing himself on the Jumbotron after he told someone he was going to be in “the studio all night”? Is he just then snapping out of a daze (lean?)?

Clearly you’re a lawyer. You must’ve missed the class where we were taught that, sometimes, young men are tried as adults.

Sooo....you’re whining about Deadspin commentators being whiny...that’s meta. Maybe you belong here more than you know...

Oh man, I didn’t even know I was competing! Was proper notice sent out about the competition? When was it? Was the competition at least close? Were you the winner or are you just the paperboy delivering the news?

This. All of this.