That SNL skit probably hit too close to home. “I ain’t no damn roomba.”

Doubly painful since Korver gets the full ‘hood shake.

It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.

I was demoted because I was white & I made too much.

I was disappointed with how little time Shuri got.

You don’t understand the depth and brilliance of their approach. They’re sacrificing the short-term gains of winning any games in this series, so they can win the next series.

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

7. What does the soul stone do, besides make you murder Zoe Saldana?

Maybe it’s tax on gifts from Kylie.

No NBA pundit knows who the Washington Capitals are

It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

Gotta be funny if you’re going to make this about discrimination and how good it is for white people because that is not anyone’s point that you’re working against here.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Unless Rosen’s girlfriend is homeless, I don’t see how any of this is relevant information.

we get it, Mr. Jordan, you’re trying to protect your legacy. now get off Deadspin and go back to gambling on the golf course.

“This woman has a husband. A husband. She didn’t deserve this! HE didn’t deserve this! You’ve ruined her ... for him.”

Fucking THANK YOU. I’m a good person! I do good things! I hate injustice! I don’t need a fucking husband or kids to validate all of my feelings and experiences. Sick of over-privileged women using their platforms to remind the world that I am a lesser being because I have failed to procreate.

Having watched the entire set, I’m guessing everyone on the right is going ignore the parts of Michelle’s set where she:
-Called Rachel Maddow the “Peter Pan of MSNBC”, except “instead of never growing up, she never gets to the point”
-Makes fun of MSNBC’s slogan
-Called Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzynski “A MeToo story…

So none of these journalists demand an apology from Trump when he says seriously horrible things? Do you call him out he doesn’t have a sense of decency or purpose about his job?

Christ, these journalists are just falling over themselves to defend SHS, latching onto a throwaway joke about eyeshadow in their eagerness to keep their places at the Trump feeding trough.