weird the rest of us fucked Bob Taft (Senior) in that barn don’t know how you missed out

(Senior)

“I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males”.

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Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

You two are silly. Would you like your own ESPN morning show?

I don’t know, but I’m sure we all lose either way.

I see your point, but I respectfully disagree. I gotta go with Mike on this one.

Mike and Mike un-mic’d.

Goodell’s entire career has been the result of people confusing correlation with causation.

Goodell has a negative VORC (value over replacement commissioner), so I’m surprised some of the analytically-minded owners aren’t more furious about Goodell’s performance. Hell, even to football lifers, his tenure screams GLORY BOY!

What sort of sick fucker immediately jumps to this conclusion? “Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? ....”

Franken: scripts a kiss, rehearses the kiss, scene partner objects to extent of kiss

Guys.

Just read the updated, longer apology. It’s the best one so far when I compare the (few) apologies that the accused men have bothered to offer. I thought Louis CK’s was pretty good (purely from a PR point of view; of course it’s full of fuckery if you read it closely) but this one gets an A, at least in my first…

Michael Harriott didn’t dispute that at all - he went in on how other rights within the Bill of Rights/amendments got towards a decent amount of caveats and provisions to regulate. 

Basically, white people not being able to use the n word is a tiny peek into the world of black people, who are constantly seeing places they can’t go and things they can’t do.

No. Man, you know the answer is always and forever going to be no. Stop fucking asking, you are never allowed to use that fucking word.

No.

Nah. Just train yourself to say “nibble” or “nugget.”

I think Cardi here is speaking against white feminism.