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My best friend and my sister are both pregnant. I’m not allowed to go around telling people so I’m telling internet strangers. Babies! Finally I get to be the weird aunty I was born to be, and enjoy watching these lovely little people grow up, without having to have any myself.

Wrap your torso in wet rawhide, then lie in the sun. It's shaping, and it doubles as a sturdy armor in case of unforseen swordplay.

Wanna know my 100% tried-and-true, surefire, guaranteed way to fit your fat ass into a wedding dress?

Just make sure your cat isn’t stupid. Mine refuses to poop anywhere but in the grooves of the lid. Had to take the lid off and it was fine. But yeah.

Just make sure your cat isn’t stupid. Mine refuses to poop anywhere but in the grooves of the lid. Had to take the

Seriously, the practitioners who kept going on about the patients’ inability to release toxins - so shocking - they’re taking a ton of supplements a day, so their liver and kidneys probably aren’t too happy! They stay feeling horrible, which keeps them under the care of irresponsible practitioners.

I work in health care, and my experience with psychosomatic illnesses is that there is severe, untreated trauma and an inability to express emotional pain. Some people are more self aware and understand the origin, but sadly, most don’t have the tools.

One would hardly be shocked, though.  Hatred has to always search for an excuse or an outlet, and the fact that the guy shot his (brother) first is often pretty diagnostic.

In my neighborhood it doesn’t matter how well you have it secured, a thief will rip it out of your window. Doesn’t matter if they rip your window sill and half your wall out with it.

In my neighborhood it doesn’t matter how well you have it secured, a thief will rip it out of your window. Doesn’t

I enjoyed it for what it is. I have a deep and abiding love of both docudramas and talking heads, so it was a good fit for me.

Ok I’m going to defend Starlight Express just because it is utterly indefensible. Everything about it is wrong. Everything about it is wrong on roller skates.

... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Yeah, you may have wanted to keep that comment in your head because you come off sounding condescending as hell, and this just makes you look like a goon.

Embarrassed of what?? 

Don’t worry, I did not know of USC being so desirable until this scandal and I’m from the east coast as well. 

I know it doesn’t fit the thesis of this article, which focuses on the ensemble comedy, but I think The Heat is pretty underrated. Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy have great chemistry, and it’s just a nice, fun action comedy. I would personally like to see more women-led buddy movies.

Not only did she survive her son’s suicide - she survived witnessing it. That’s a level of survivorship that I don’t think many could even contemplate. Her fashions never really resonated with me, but as a person I have nothing but respect for her, and my heart is with Anderson and her other loved ones today.

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I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

That bit about her taking her wedding dress with her when she traveled so that she could get married at a moment’s notice gave me a serious case of fremdschamen. That’s just so pathetic.

Heh, one of my friends described her bedroom at the time as “Laura Ashley walked in and threw up.”