Same, Martha. Same. Every time I hear those names I get confused about Garth Brooks’s alter ego.

I was going to say that, wight-Rickon won’t be that hard to kill, he’ll come straight at you with no feinting or dodging or anything.

Jingle bells will be played at all holidays from now on signifying the victory in the war on christmas

Dragging your kid to this shitshow ought to be labeled as child abuse.

Jamie and/or Tyrion will survive long enough for Bronn’s story to end.

Damn I forgot about Ser Straight-Line.

Maybe he can donate it. He doesn’t emote anymore so he doesn’t really need it.

Arya is going full Lone Wolf and Cub next week, Baby Cart at the River Styx style(Wheelchair at the Godswood)!

I’m so excited to see how this all plays out for TYRONE

Today at Easter service William and Harry weren’t standing next to each other and didn’t speak to each other. Things must be really bad if they can’t pretend to like each other for 15 minutes at Easter service and their grandmother’s 93rd Birthday.

If I was Other Daughter, I’d change my name and start applying to schools in Canada. Just quietly slip away and only call home once a month to ask, “Are you in jail yet?”

Remember, if there’s no burning then there’s no Jeebus.

I’ve worked with parents across the socioeconomic spectrum and sleep deprivation is such a universal problem. I’ve witnessed impoverished parents at risk of losing their kids resort to allowing the bottle overnight, risking severe bottle-rot in favor of their neighbors not calling the police due to babies crying (this…

I think that’s a legitimate concern since, frankly, nobody in that family comes off as particularly bright.

I’m betting she is worried her daughters will spill something on the stand that will send Becky and Mos up the river for a long while.

Maybe she didn’t understand because when the indictments were announced, it was not accompanied by random cheesy music that signaled that a lesson was a-coming.

I am not spoiled beyond the limited statements the cast has made, but Emilia Clarke has also made some statements which make me think the ending is going to make people very upset/angry.

This feels like some forewarning that a lot of people are going to be pissed about the ending, to be honest.

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

This needs to go straight to the cloning lab for the Jurassic Park treatment