Fucking Chrysler! Can’t even design a vehicle that can meet rear crash standards 20 years into the future.

One of a kind. And there were twelve of them.

But what if you need to drive somewhere?

Especially after seeing this clip of this cruise playing Seven Nation Army, I think the Imperial March would be the only possibly more intimidating sounding song.

realize why they’re all crap movies. Even the originals.

If we merge with GM I will quit my job. The thought of a merger with them is bad enough, I couldn’t bear to see my brands killed off and then have to work on Chevys on top of that.

I’ve been driving for 25 years without killing anyone.

Its like the KC lights fad from the 80’s has returned.

NASCAR season! Rabbit Season! NASCAR season! Rabbit season! Rabbit Season! NASCAR season! FIRE!

Yugo GV

If you have details please put them in the comments.

I’ll respond to that comment saying I live within a stone’s overnight tractor trailer haul of the racetrack, and I know nothing about the track outside of video games but I’ll sound like I do.

Needs 37 IKEA boxes hanging out of the tail gate

Bork, Bork, Bork

All the negatives of a GMC canyon/Chevy Colorado (death by fire) with additional negatives like looking like an dumbass, getting worse mpg, showing you make bad life choices, and you don’t care about incredibly ugly interiors.

Fluüdy flurpin glerdy goobie!

For $55k, my short list would start with a Grand Cherokee. Top trim with a 5.7L and 4x4 MSRPs for $56k, and I bet you can talk them down a bit. Or scrounge another $9k for the SRT.

thanks for going the extra mile