Who the hell at GM decided that using the reverse lights as approach lamps was a good idea?

I thought that said “curiously variable transmission” at first.

Who knew a Mercedes could fly?

The G-wagen

It’s bigger on the inside.

After a while, I started taking those keys, and I put them on a keyring, and sharpied numbers (1-5 currently) on each key, and, bam! my (then) 2-year old had his own keys to play with.

It’s not nearly the same thing, however, once while my 2010 Golf was in the shop I was wandering around the dealership that was going through renovations (new owners)...and I was asked by a younger salesman what I drove. So I told him. He smiled and said “how’d you like to drive a new car new, BUT (drum roll....) it’d…

Last year, the dealership called my father and said they wanted his 1992 Dodge Caravan. He laughed hysterically until they hung up. Luckily he got the dealer's name so when he drove to their dealership for shits and giggles, he could request the dealer to come out and giggle.

I really hope they don’t bring back the 90’s wheels.

If the back is full of Nerf guns, Pogs, and LEGO pirate sets, I’m in (debt).

I would imagine there is enough asbestos to kill a small country.

IF they paid for the tires they would inevitably ruin (I’m looking at you Chris Harris).

This explains so much.

Dodge Viper. If I owned a Viper I’d want to be the only one crashing it, not my boneheaded friends.

#notallramowners

“Did you grab the Granola bars? I hear the scenic overlook is a bit further than expected. Do you think Timmy can make the 0.4 loop without the stroller?

Sunscreen, damnit. I forgot the sunscreen. Ughhhhh, Let’s just go home and watch Netflix.”

The 1992 Richard Petty edition Pontiac Grand Prix. My dad was stuck living in Jacksonville FL thanks to airline he worked for (we’re from San Diego) and when my sister and I went out to visit him in 1991, Petty was signing autographs at a local Pontiac dealership. We waited THREE HOURS in line until they cut the line…

This wasn’t a special edition though. It was a just a trim.

I have a truck BUT I ALSO REALLY LIKE MY MOTORCYCLE. GUYS I HAVE A HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLE GUYS LOL MY OTHER TRUCK IS A HARLEY. Stupid fucking thing this was.