"SMART CAR? I don't know what's so smart about 'em. Looks like if you go rear-ended by a bicycle, you'd be dead!" - My drivers ed teacher.

You don't put your penis in the Hellcat. It puts its penis in you.

Ah, nice place. Well if time allows, I recommend getting over to the New River Gorge. Lots of stuff to do over there. Nearby Route 60 can be a fun and scenic driving road. Also, if you like fatty/greasy breakfast fastfood, try Tudors Biscuit World.

Still waiting on the modern version...

West Virginia? What area of the state are you going to be testing in?

He was very wise to park it next that Dodge Caliber in the lead image.

Mopar or no car for me, so it still works.