Everyone looks Russian. Except that beautiful black lady perched on the Mustang. That screams "American and Fabulous!"

I've been rocking large statement jewelry since I was 20...still doing it 30 years later...I guess at this point it is my style signature. A woman can rock damn near ANYTHING if the confidence is there first.

I can see air flow speeding up the drying — maybe fanning? But all the bacteria in his mouth was released onto your freshly sealed up wound. My inner germophobe is writhing right now.

"perfect intersection of 'my style' and 'not my budget'"

I was worried #HireTheseWomen was going to get stuck as just a hashtag, but this sounds really promising.

Love it. And I'm well on my way to being a kooky old lady.

My grandmother-in-law is the MOST fabulous. She likes to wear the Olympic medal she won in 1936 to the beach!

See this months Elle. http://www.elle.com/fashion/spotli…

It's possible. I sometimes waltz out of my door looking a middle aged theater director: all black, statement jacket/throw, giant necklace and maybe a turban.

Not necessarily. I'm 35 and have been wearing giant vintage necklaces as part of my style for a decade. But I maybe just have the soul of a 70 year old.

So am I! What I REALLY envy is my 100-year-old grandmother-in-law's ability to pull off huge necklaces. I mean, seriously, the bigger the better and she always looks amazing. Also, nobody ever bothers her about only wearing flats, and she has some fantastic Belgian loafers that I strongly admire.

"I should have just accepted the job at Vivid"

I guess because not everyone agrees with Belle Knox? (I assume especially those in charge of enforcing the laws that make it illegal!)

The idea of "class coffee" pisses me off. School administrators know that many parents work during the day, yet they set these things up anyway, and now you get to feel like a shitty person for not being able to invest in your kid's education or whatever. And notice that it's only supposed to be with the mothers; it's…

How many dads were at class coffee?

this is bikini body ready.

These goats' screams take on a whole new meaning when you remember that they fed goats to the carnivorous dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.

Is it me, or is Cameron Diaz getting more awesome as time goes on?

You're right, she probably lives off of lettuce leaves and carrot juice and works out for hours a day in an effort to conform to regressive beauty standards!! OR, she has a wasting disease. But whatever.