You're right. And while I haven't seen her in a movie in years, I find her quotes very entertaining.

Besides, I think she means "envy" not "jealousy". I don't think she's after my husband or anything.

I've been revisiting the old UCB Comedy Central series and it holds up. She has always been such a joy to watch.

I am furious right there with you girl. And here is why. I don't want to be afraid of men. I don't want to think that anytime I walk past a man and I am alone I need to be on the defensive. I don't want to cringe when I am out for a jog and a car pulls up on the side of the road to park and all I can think about…

Yassssssssssssss. I was just listening to his Nerdist interview yesterday and he seems like such a cool, smart guy with a good sense of humor that was genuinely invested in early childhood education. So awesome. I really wish I could spare $400, but that coffee mug will most definitely be mine.

Remember this anti-drug commercial, with the girl who turns into a lifeless pancake after smoking pot?

I mean, if I were her, I'd just cash my checks from the apparel line and chillax by the pool for the rest of my days.

Awww! More!
Need. More. Cute. Stories.
They help make me feel better after all the bad ones.

Umm...I want something straight to happen between me and that tall drink of water Spaulding is talking to.

Yeah, as an English teacher, I almost chose to go that route with the snark. But I knew what he meant, so I chose to respond to his point: straight people are not under systemic oppression. Sorry, Newtykins.

Oh my God, I love this man.

Welp. Now I need to head to NYC to get my picture taken with this. Yes, I am one of those people.

As far as I am concerned, she could be covered in scales and be hiding Maleficent-like wings, and I would still love her. Dolly is awesome.

I like that's she's secretive about it. I've wanted a tattoo of something very personal to me, but I don't want the follow up discussion about it, because it's not your business. I also just like having things that are just for me. Oh Dolly, I love you a little more right now.

My best friend is my eating buddy. We both are so shamelessly obsessed with food and will compete with one another at all-you-can-eat sushi places, and shame the loser who claims they are full. It's a beautiful friendship.

Tess! Love that she wants to dream about doing whatever she wants, flying, and drinking coffee. What 8 year old dreams about drinking coffee? She's clearly going to grow up to be a super smart novelist/philosopher.

Before I married the biggest food vacuum on EARF, I could put away more food than any man I knew. I wasn't especially proud of it, in fact I would often leave a date hungry and go home and make a box of mac and cheese. But now I have a solid eating partner, and we eat hard. We dodge some carbs to keep some of the body…

Yeah, I was expected to do my own laundry by the time I could reach the top of the washing machine, so the concept is beyond me as well.

Step 1: "Find someone you would like to bless, It doesn't really matter who they are because you are going to do something nice for them and help them out a lot."

When I call home my mom sometimes puts me on speakerphone and I say hi to Jazzy lol. She starts wagging her tail and jumping around and I can hear her and it always makes my day that she recognizes my voice :)