That certainly looks bad, but it only makes me think of how much worse off Testi’s face must be.

The two teams have played each other 281 times now, we’re probably past the “familiarity breeds contempt” rivalary phase and now into the “is this all there is in this miserable rectangular state” existential dread phase

MEN LIE WOMEN LIE BUCKETS DNT

Please note Dion Waiters calling for the ball

I’m so old that I know what you mean!

I know the ladies team is more successful than the US men’s team, but is their equivalent league as well watched and televised?

I am suing Alex Morgan for not returning my calls, texts, snapchat, whatsapp, skype, omegle, yahoo IM, msn messenger, and AOL chatroom requests.

Look I know everyone wants to make this about “corporate greed” but I think Jed York is a pretty classy guy for not imposing a bunch of houseguests on Jim Tomsula.

Maybe it’s time Roger starts fining players for each concussion they have. That’ll make em think twice about getting CTE and making the league look bad...

Blink 182 times and you’ll miss it, but he really did take off the pants of a Jacket.

What the hell? You’re on a Super Bowl team bro. You don’t go to a street corner by a fucking Motel 6 for a hooker. That’s where the media guys and all the fans in town go. Your hookers are bused right to the hotel dumbass.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Am I the only ones who always wants these to be funny, but then clicks and realizes it's just a bunch of stupid words lumped together?

Kubiak learning that his player has multiple serious injuries feels a little too real.

Looks like they forgot to voiceover the Tomsula clip

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.