Who the fuck is buying 70k trucks?! I would love to see the average loan term on one of these....has to be close to 7 years, with a massive percentage of buyers defaulting. I can’t even look at the price of an F150 without gagging. Yeah, I’m told they’ve got great profit margins, but it seems like these guys are going…

Good catch.

Has WRX in user name, picks on Civic for being slammed and vaping. Double standard?

It’s complicated but the gist of it is that I wrote a nasty column about one of the PA LR dealers and it turns out that they own 2 of the 3 local franchises, so that’s out. I don’t know if the dealer would really be better though.

Then why the f**k did you move there?!?!? You have nobdy to blame but yourself. Don’t like it? Move!

They could have saved themselves a bunch of money and bought Jalapnik from Gawker for pennies on the dollar at the fire sale when Denton and Gawker have to pay Hulk Hogan's penis its millions.

Toyota gets in the pool wearing a t-shirt.

In a tight spot, tape a nut inside your wrench so you don’t drop it.

Da Jersey Jawb (What are you, retarded?)

It's like The Italian Job, but being Jersey, it was more like The My Great Grandmother was Half-Italian Job.

Like cockroaches, DeMuro remains.

Not using a digital gauge to measure tire pressure also turns your car into crap.

I still say the rear bar was probably the best $100 something I ever spent on my car. Corners much better and eliminated tons of body roll.

How about the reason of that youd never buy one of the money pits that you always share here because you know it’s a bad deal

Yep.

Ding ding ding! Yep, exactly. And the second that traction control gets turned off, you are talking what used to be race car/supercar-only levels of power not all that long ago. The average person has no clue how to handle that and most people, even people who probably consider themselves car people, don’t offer that…

Dear Germany,

Fuck I want a GT350 but not the stigma. I want people to smile wistfully and think “ah, I bet he’s having a good time” as I motor vigorously around a canyon, not “ugh, stay off the public road you self-entitled racing-striped probably-auto-transmissioned flat-brim-cap-wearing show-boater”.

FATE NUMBER THREE: They end up on the front page of Jalopnik in a Freddy Hernandez story, exhorting readers to buy them for the price of a good used Lexus.

so we’re looking at $125k all in for this? I know this falls under “to each their own”, but there are a lot of other cars I would rather spend my $125k on