I have 6- and almost-4-year-old daughters. Everyone always says “Oh, treasure these times when they’re little,” and blah blah blah, and I certainly see their point, as there are many things about my little girls that I will miss once they grow up and start hating me. But I’ll tell you right now: I will not fucking…

“I love high-mileage exotic sports car.”

No, I’ve never done long division for work. But, having developed a strong number sense as a kid, I’m able to makes sense of data and numbers-based problems at a glance, which is a tremendously useful skill.

Front wheel drive.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

why is there a ferrari badge on this c7?

I will quit my teaching job before I allow someone to arm me. Period.

“In a recent study, over 40 percent of parents agree or strongly agree that vaccines played a part in the development of their children’s autism.”

You’d know if you had used a digital tire gauge.

Looks like it is maybe 1/2 PSI low in the back.

Rex Ryan is probably already on the phone with him.

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GOD DAMMIT the Deadcast is brought to us by DraftKings I thought I had an escape

Suh might accomplish the dubious feat of making both the Dolphins and the Lions worse.

Finally, a highlight from little known football state Alabama...

An Argentine man living in Italy made it, though...

/weeps

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