Can someone please explain to me the thought process behind the folks who switched from pro-Bernie to pro-Johnson?

I’m going to say this every day until the election, but I can’t even explain to you how much I want this to be over. This whole thing feels like being in an emotionally abusive relationship. It’s like multiple mind-fucks per day.

“33 is like barely adolescence in white years.”

Translation: I’m embarrassed and ashamed this came to light. This happened eleven years ago, when I was already a spineless little shit who took no issue with what Trump was saying because I like to hang with the bros so that I can feel like one of them.

This day long association of Trump and pussy has caused my vagina to tense and clamp close.

Pussygate? Pussyghazi? Pussywater?

Personally, I simply want to reduce the vaping community down to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it.

A clip-on man bun is a thing that should die in a fire.

Dorothy Rodham was born on the same day that the 19th amendment—which, as a reminder, guaranteed WHITE women* the right to vote—was ratified by the United States.

And Reagan was an FDR Democrat.