I.... get that.

Your logic is impeccably idiotic. A driver who committed a hit and run would not call the police immediately after, especially if they have a recording of the incident, unless they had a good reason to drive away due to perceived threats.

You get half a star for your sad attempt at trolling.

I said I didn’t think the sign was necessary, I’m not arguing about what it means. Might I suggest a reading comprehension class?

Agreed - people who refuse to try new foods are cowards or incredibly lame

Yeah, I’m not sure the “punching up” sign is necessary.

Eh, in front of your house is fine. You’re at least actively doing it for a purpose. The people I’m referring to just suck at parking and aren’t trying to save spaces. They’re just clueless about their impact on the world and only care about themselves.

Two things that weren’t mentioned.

I’d wager this happened 20+ years ago before cell phones had cameras.

THE BUNS WERE ALWAYS STALE RIGHT!!!!!

I don’t think it’s all unearned. The church he famously attends (attended?) is famous in it’s own right for it’s treatment of people it deems lesser, mostly LGBT members. His insistence to play coy and pretend like he was unaware of what his church was known for rubbed a lot of people the wrong way.

Eh, he’s perfectly fine in these movies. Don’t let your worst-Chris hate completely blind you.

The new buns are the only part that stood out to me when I tried one of their “new” burgers a few days ago. They’re noticeably softer, but the cheese and onions were exactly the same as they’ve always been.

That’s too bad, they probably would have liked it. They had more than just soups and salads, I was a huge fan of their bakery section and pretty much lived off their blueberry muffins whenever I went with my family as a kid.

The writing on this show is fantastic, but it has its faults and regardless of what Hader says, I think he’s just trying to explain a minor dip in the script.

Fuches took that beating entirely for nothing.

His smirk at the end of the scene really sealed it. He got what he wanted and he knows it.

Eh, I took it like he was so scared he didn’t even realize what he was doing wrong. 

“Gene, I got to the bottom of the mountain and my cell just lept to life!” “Can’t you just say, ‘I got service,’ like everybody else.”

RIP Souplantation.