I was on Takeout... you know, the site dedicated to food and this was suggested under “You may also like...”.

Lol, no kidding. I try to avoid Kotaku these days after John Walkers unfounded emotional outbursts got me sent to the greys so I’ll have to be more diligent with my clicks.

Like how about instead of complaining, you fuckin figure it out, bud.

This is the main factor preventing me from ordering fries and I find myself only ordering them when the app has a “$1 any size fry” offer.

Majors’ lawyer said, “This is standard in cases such as this, and we consented because Mr. Majors wants nothing to do with the woman who assaulted him.”

Early reactions are almost ALWAYS good. When are we going to stop pretending like they mean anything?

I’m not digging the Fruit By The Foot change. It’s too plain, specifically the text above “foot” which looks like something generic you’d find in Microsoft word. The “foot” part is an entirely different font with a shadow, while the original box contains the all the text in the same place using the same font style.

I rewatched it again last night. Still hilarious and infinitely quotable, but, some of the jokes are very much a product of the early 2000s. I’m not sure how they’re going to be able to maintain the same level/type of humor.

I’ve been using adblocker for 10+ years on this website, and this is only the second time I’ve come across this. 

Italian delis often carry sweet and tangy , which goes great with a traditional hoagie or muffuletta. Then there’s , which, no matter what you’re eating, is a must in Appalachia.

My biggest irrational fear is getting run over by a train. I was obsessed with trains as a kid (and still am), but after seeing the made-for-TV Stephen King adaption Sometimes They Come Back, they started to scare me. I’ve never read the book, but in the movie, the main characters brother gets run over by a train…

And he’s really banking on the historical ignorance of his audience to present as a mystery something known for so many decades

Just show the judge this

“That menacing description of the man responsible for opening the door to the nuclear holocaust opened yet another door, perhaps a screen door, for an early trailer of Oppenheimer.”

This is completely off topic (well, it is about moronic Repubs), but I wasn’t sure where I could post it to talk about.

I grabbed one after work today and it tastes... fine. Like, it’s not disgustingly repulsive, but don’t expect a strong flavor. I’m not getting a foulness (or skunkiness as I call it), but I have gotten that with Corona before. Honestly, it has way too much carbonation for me. I guess that explains the “Champagne” part…

In your defense, a lot of sushi restaurants in my area are actually Japanese restaurants that have a sushi bar. Their other menu items are usually pretty good, too. I’d be a little miffed if I ordered something else that wasn’t sushi and it turned out to be bad.

Portillo’s has finally made it to our area. I haven’t tried it yet, but my buddies said it’s pretty good. 

American cheese does actually contain cheese, mostly processed cheddar and colby (legally, it has to), but you’re right that it’s not traditional cheese

Lol, old reference but a goodie.