You either retire a teen, or work long enough to see yourself become a MILF.
YesIamTerrible
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“Vengeance is Mine, sayeth Me!”
Your typo is actually accurate
Somewhere in California, Brian Dunkleman is Photoshopping his face onto Live with Kelly & Ryan promo stills.
This is all because he is running for senate. That’s it. He would never sign that into law as a governor. He is just trying to appear more reasonable as a senate candidate.
Nah, go all the way
This dude missed a golden opportunity. I find a spy camera on my property...I’m putting on a show.
ETA: apologies Cabbage Patch Mather, for me posting this as a response to you. If I post it elsewhere, Quasar Funk could dismiss it.
F*ckabee Sanders
Yeah but air pollution is just a liberal myth! To prove it, republicans should just go in their garages and inhale exhaust fumes for a while to prove once and for all that regulating air pollution is just a deep state conspiracy by Ellen Degeneres, Obama and Hillary done to funnel money to a pizza shop pedophile ring.
do you want zombies? because this is how you get zombies.
“Kratom should not be used to treat medical conditions, nor should it be used as an alternative to prescription opioids.”
I love birds, and we have a flock of hens that lay eggs and are pets.
When I took the G.E.D, during the science portion there was a multiple choice picture question with 4 different animal paws and you had to match which one would most likely live with a fish.
That’s what’s keeping a guy who sat around while shitheads made a sextape with a 13 year old from being in prison. Getting…
Oh man, that description needs to be added to his wikipedia page.
First time I’ve heard about this guy. Seriously, people listen to a guy that looks like that?
Fair enough. Very fair.
So basically Verizoncastimum Online have already bought the FCC, then they pretty much just need to buy the FTC and they’ll be able to say and do pretty much anything they want...