ETA: apologies Cabbage Patch Mather, for me posting this as a response to you. If I post it elsewhere, Quasar Funk could dismiss it.

F*ckabee Sanders

Yeah but air pollution is just a liberal myth! To prove it, republicans should just go in their garages and inhale exhaust fumes for a while to prove once and for all that regulating air pollution is just a deep state conspiracy by Ellen Degeneres, Obama and Hillary done to funnel money to a pizza shop pedophile ring.

I love birds, and we have a flock of hens that lay eggs and are pets.

When I took the G.E.D, during the science portion there was a multiple choice picture question with 4 different animal paws and you had to match which one would most likely live with a fish.

That’s what’s keeping a guy who sat around while shitheads made a sextape with a 13 year old from being in prison. Getting…

Oh man, that description needs to be added to his wikipedia page.

First time I’ve heard about this guy. Seriously, people listen to a guy that looks like that?

Fair enough. Very fair.

I bet you’re one of those guys that keeps a card in your wallet with the age of consent in every State.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

Taking a class called “sex scenes” by master thespian James Franco strikes me as just maybe possibly a tiny bit like someone choosing to strip (at a conventional establishment) then asking the owner for an apology because he/she felt exploited. Which is not to say he/she was not legimitately exploited, but just, well…

FUCK THAT.. she was in a relationship with him. THEY TOOK HIS CLASS WITH THAT TITLE?? AND I DON’T EVEN LIKE FRANCO...but come on already... everyone has a choices to make in life and if a situation is not up to your moral code then stop it by saying NO and leaving. If there is force beyond that, then it simple becomes…

What’s the difference? That it was buttholes?

QUICK SOMEBODY MAKE A CARDBOARD FIREWALL!

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

guys I have a confession: I truly do not know who Tiffany Haddish is. I have somehow made it this long without absorbing any information about her.

Yep. He thinks this will all blow over in a couple of years. And you know what? It might. Because the world is garbage.

The claim closes by asking to settle “all claims they may have against Richard A. Rodriguez, his wife, and their martial community for $7,500,000.”

Say what you will about Nick Saban, but I’d be shocked to hear a story like this about him.  His Hideaway Book is just a list of all the games he lost over the years and he uses it to smash his penis on a table whenever he smiles inside.

First, avoid the downtown area. Between the junkies & bums in their tent cities (just follow your nose to find one; the stench of raw sewage, heroin, and despair is unmistakable), horrible traffic, and extremely aggressive panhandlers, you’ll find that once you’re done with Pike Place Market there’s nothing really…