Meanwhile, in a non-descript Shoney’s, Lane Kiffin works on his resume & wonders if someone spat on his pancakes.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

You idiots, he’s trying to save you money on long distance calling!

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

Seems particularly tasteless to highlight his familiarity with the long fly.

The link is on the top right of this page

Yeah, like he’s cool.

Stillman: Gen Z loves references. Remember I’m On A Boat?

This is a downer.

This was the first thing I thought of watching his face as he rounded first...

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

And the crowd goes mild.

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

I will never get over people calling this a sport.

I swear to God I remember Sinbad being an all star center in the NBA from the mid 90s well into the aughts, but people are telling me it was actually this dude’s dad.

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

Skip Bayliss had a freaky Friday situation with a coed from UNLV

At least he died doing what he loved, inconveniencing motorists.