I love how this assholes first response to being called out in public is to then go to the internet to bitch.  

I feel like a huge opportunity was missed by not adding a “beach ball being hit” sound fx when the batter hits the ball.

Used to give plasma all the time. I never looked. Mostly because I thought I’d might instinctively move my arm in the last second and they would jab me somewhere else on my arm

“this is the sort of thing [Border Patrol agents are] dealing with every single day. This is business as usual”

“Oh shit all these projectiles are coming at our car and theres a driveway 5 feet ahead, magic conch what should I do?”

I think when someone can be like, “oh shit, that’s where I put that”, its too early to open the time capsule.

So is kevin hart gonna be Tom or Jerry? I’m gonna go with Tom, because he’s more pathetic character, getting defeated all the time by a mouse and all.  

Ouch, so true though

Sammie Watkins was out with a hamstring injury. I mean you can say his injury prone or something but its not like he was out there dropping balls.

Its how one always pictures winning the championship in their dreams.

Its kinda like if someone says “Missour-ah” instead of “Missour-e” except no one actually cares and we’ll just make fun of you for saying it like a jackass.

“We’re a pretty smart bunch. We lost the Civil War, but I think we’re...man, I just got to thinking again about if we had won that thing.  Wouldn’t that have been great?  I mean...damn.” 

One day when Trump takes his last wheezing breath,

I love how they can blame the media for giving Omarosa a platform.  The media didn’t give fucking Omarosa a job at the White House.  

TLDR:

As a citizen of KC I can’t wait for this show to be shot in Georgia

I’d like to know how most of those people got into Q Anon

I found an image of the Yamcha shoes

Ugh 2K1 looks like something you would fight in a boss battle of a horror game