Security cameras that connect to your WiFi are dead cheap nowadays, might be a good idea to get a couple of them. Maybe burning some sage might not be a bad idea, either, WTF. I’d block their numbers on your phone and maybe start noting some incidents down in case some shit goes down. If you don’t have pepper spray,…

GOOD FOR YOU and fuck that fucking creepazoid. SSDGM.

I have near-zero interest in the Kardashians, less interest in Kanye’s ignorant ass, but, I still need to say FUCK HIM a thousand times for thinking he’s in any position to weigh in on how his wife dresses.

Great story! The way you describe the house really painted a picture. I got so freaked out by our ‘haunted’ upstairs as a kid I slept on the couch for literally years, too. 

My god, how violated Menounos must have felt by Griffin doing this, I can’t even begin to imagine how enraged I’d be by something like that, it’s so upsetting. And there’s seemingly no repercussions for Griffin. It’s just maddening. What kind of person would think it’s acceptable to do something like that to another…

SAME. I couldn’t understand why he was seemingly so beloved! I found him unwatchable, he was so clearly a snake and terrible at hiding it - and if he could make my skin crawl through the TV, I can’t imagine how creepy he was in person. I liked the show he was on, but hated watching any segment with him in it, I…

The adoptive parents were told when they adopted her that she was unable to walk and likely would never be able to. Shortly after adoption, they took her to the beach and she ran into the water (according to them). She can walk it seems like it’s a limited mobility situation. She also has mental health issues, but…

As always: fuck politeness. 

I was thinking Amangiri. 

Holy shit, dude. 

Aww what a sweet story! 

That’s how I felt when I discovered goat butter. But the time before that was when I first tried Kerrygold *chef’s kiss*

Security cameras are super inexpensive nowadays. You can buy them on Amazon, they connect via WiFi, you can monitor them from an app on your phone, they alert you when there’s sound or movement, you can make them do an alarm sound or a dog barking sound, etc. and they work at night, too (they have basic ‘night vision’…

Subjective, but I don’t like Barq’s b/c, to me, it tastes like someone chewed some Big Red chewing gum and then spit in my root beer. 

“Where is all that money now if it’s not being spent on legal fees?”

“Vaping on restaurant patios may be legal in some areas and illegal in others; regardless, in my Salty opinion, it’s not a good look either way.”

This is genius. As a brown butter enthusiast, I’m definitely buying dry milk powder at the grocery store the next time I’m there so that I can put this on everything. 

Do you have a link to that Reddit thread? Sounds interesting. 

“I’m sure this behemoth of a dairy company already has their sales people out in droves to pick up all the customers Trickling Springs has left in the lurch.”

How many times do celebs need to be told that honorary degrees are not real degrees?