And was this misguided lady perhaps wearing a revealing outfit at the time of the alleged rape causing this poor guy to lose control of himself? Could somebody please think of the perpetrator!!! -__-

Those darn “victim-first mentalities” ruining things for perpetrators! What is the world coming to??? -__-

Really? I felt like the body paint was the real low point

Like the science child of Rupert Everett and Vanilla Ice...

No one. Will Ever. Understand.