Yeah, Lord knows you can’t throw a stick these days without hitting two robot centaurs.

If Dante were writing Inferno today, you know that the train/wind-turbine combo would show up in one of the levels of Hell.

Same with my dad’s ‘63 Buick Special. While driving, he’d remove the key and throw his key chain into the lap of a random passenger, or just into the back seat.

Two quirks about my old ‘69 GTO.

It has something to do with drinking beer out of little barrels?

I have decided to name my signature unit Signature Unit too. But wasn’t this an article about Civ6?

I’m beginning to like the Playmobil figure blind bags better than the Lego minifig blind bags. And they cost a buck less (if you can find them)!

I actually have that original movie poster. It is awesome.

And that jump in the 2000 remake was CG! H. B. Halicki compacted 10 vertebrae AND went temporarily unconscious after the 128' jump in the original. Eleanor didn’t fare very well either.

Bikers are gonna hate me, and maybe for good reason.

Ugh. Cannot unsee.

I would have loved to have been in that original tsum-tsum meeting:

It is really AWESOME that a Leslie Jones Allstate commercial popped up in the middle of the article. She will endure, and this used toilet-wipe will be discarded.

I love chemtrails! They make me feel so docile and compliant...

Perhaps this follows a different definition of “hellish”.

I’m 46 and I’d play the fuck out of this!

Back in the early to mid-90s, they were much easier. The toys were smaller and obviously much cheaper, but you had a greater variety to try for. My success rate was about 75%.

Bannon looks just like Pinocchio, except if instead of starting as a puppet, Pinocchio had started as a genital wart.

Wow. “Toad” truly is the best adjective for this guy. I wonder if his eyes point in different directions when he relaxes.

A film about perky skinny young white people. And it’s a musical. Who the hell would want to see that?